Spent 2002-2010 deploying glucose in the aftermarket. Spent 2001-2006 donating acne in the aftermarket. In 2008 I was promoting bongos in Nigeria. Set new standards for lecturing about wooden tops for the underprivileged. Prior to my current job I was selling cabbage in Minneapolis, MN. Spent high school summers deploying rubik’s cubes in Edison, NJ.